I Bought Keira Knightley On eBay

So I’ve been having a girly kick latley and bought both Keira Knightley and Julia Stiles on the internet. Granted that means Pride & Prejudice and 10 Things I Hate About You but it’s still fun to say. However, my get-rich-quick scheme (A.K.A. marrying Avril Lavigne) has failed as she was betrothed to Deryck Wibley of Sum41. Darn you Deryk. Oh, well, there are quite enough “Danny fans” (Mike’s words, not mine) right now anyway.

At any rate, today was the first day at Albemarle Music Center. Come see me. It rocks and I’m enjoying it and can’t wait to start it all the time in August. They’re gonna kill me at Goody’s when I tell them, but whatever. It’s almost not like work at the music store. They’re like “hey, make a spreadsheet” or “restring this guitar” which is stuff that I would be doing at home and not paying myself if I wasn’t there. So heck yes.

Really this is just an update of my life. Nothing profound today. I like that about summer. It’s a vacation from being profound. And I’d even let you quote me on that except that it would be too much like a profound statement. So this entire paragraph is off the record.

Author: Danny

Occasional Ecuadorian

One thought on “I Bought Keira Knightley On eBay”

  1. So I tried to make a comment and had to go to so much trouble to remember how to login to wordpress.com that I forgot to make the comment. So now I am in possession of miketurner.wordpress.com. Which is pretty cool, I guess. Maybe I can make a fake blog and get congressman hits. Anyway, they have good spam protection; why not allow anonymous comments?

    What I was going to say was now that you’ve bought Keira, you should be a nice guy and let us burn her sometime. While I know it’s still summer, that would be profoundly wonderful.

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