First of all, I just want to acknowledge that I usually have wittier titles than “Wallet”. I’ll work on that.
Secondly, I thought this was in my blog, but I apparently only put it up as a status on facebook. Back at the end of June, a customer at Albemarle Music guessed that I was 29. The reason we were even discussing age? His driver’s license was almost expired, and I commented that I’d never had that problem because I’ve lost my wallet (including a license each time) frequently enough that I’ve never had a license expire. He said he’d had that problem a lot when he was my age.
I liked the implication that I looked 29 (people tend to significantly underestimate my age as a rule) but not the implication that because I’m “young” I can’t hold onto my stuff. At least this time I have a semi-valid reason.
